#love ya buddy

[supernova3space]

gangster bakery ?

You read that right. Gangster Bakery.

It's just going to be a one-shot lol. It's inspired by this movie I watched when I was ig 9.

It's a whole lot of fluff. And violence. There is violence. But the violence is funny.

Now that I think about it, it kinda sounds sadistic. 😳

The gangster part won't be mentioned much in the story, I just want to see if I can write fluff again but when it plays, it plays a good role in the plot.

[wingstobetorn]

How I looked scaring the shit out of @nosleep83 on call ❤️

[carlyraejepsans]

you’ve got THE best irl i’ve seen in a while

oh the credit is all to good ol @milflaralorvan

[mynamesaplant]

@kuriboo

I am still sorry for the misfortune, but I remember this with absolute clarity everyday of my life.

[n-copper9]

suck my farts

i'm not responding to this bullshit

[th3-0bjectivist]

Boston BRUINS vs. Winnipeg JETS - 22DEC22 (A Photographic Study into Mania)

I’m leaving Boston, MA soon and will be headed to North Carolina after Xmas.

So, my old buddy Steve (17+ year relationship, we’ve done radio and written stories together) offered to buy tickets to a hockey game, that being my favorite regional sport. Above is Exhibit A: pre-game, both of us are clean and sober. 

What a light show! Period 1: Winnipeg very quickly scores two goals, demoralizing the Bruins and sending both my friend and I into spasmodic laughter, we begin drinking. 

Above, Exhibit B: One double Jack-and-Coke down per person.

Period 2: Boston played a sloppy game at first, but I began rooting for the underdog as I do, hoping Boston would win just for the sake of seeing Boston win a game, as we often do, one last time, live. Boston manages to equalize, bringing the score to 2 - 2. 

Above, Exhibit C: Two double Jack-and-Coke down per person. Steve manages to pull off the same dopey face as the first time and apparently, I’ve become a swashbuckling evil pirate. This is what being exposed to Boston sports does; it slowly turns you mad, especially when you add alcohol. 

Conclusion of Period 3: Boston beats Winnipeg’s jabroni ass 3 - 2.

     Above, Exhibit D: Three double Jack-and-Coke down per person. An accidental photo I obtained exactly when Boston scored the winning goal, upsetting my Canadian team loving friend and sending me feral, knowing I watched Boston beat the ever-loving snot out of yet another hapless and witless opponent. We exited the arena. When I drove my friend home, we discussed writing another story together and staying in contact. Steve, you’re my brother from another mother. Peace be with you and your wonderful family. Many more friends to say goodbye and hello to in days shortly to come!

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

@ericcartmn mun to her bro (:

[chordsykat]

Leave some talent for the rest of the ppl Chords /light joking

I am going to give you what for..! #1, I'm old and anything I do, any one of you guys can do. That's why I love sharing tutorials. As for you personally, I love your stuff back just as much and you brighten my dash with your presence. #2, Kind words and all the feedback you guys give me makes me feel awesome and I will be smiling for the rest of the day now. :)

[pfannkuchendammerung]

Tag Some People to Get to Know Them Better

I was tagged by the ever wonderful @atemporalcat (and many thanks because I needed the diversion).

Relationship status: I just recently crossed the six month mark on being single.

Favorite color: If I have to pick only one, it's blue. A deep, vivid shade of blue. If I can't pick more than that… we may be here a while I delve into specific shades of all the colors that I'm into.

Song stuck in my head: I am between song obsessions at the moment, so nothing's really stuck in my head. The last one that I was really listening to a lot was "Song for Zula" by Phosphorescent. It was on mind a lot as my last relationship was ending and as I started falling into another thing was also not going to be good for me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPxQYhGpdvg

Three favorite foods: we're really making me Sophie's Choice this, huh? I'll go with cheeseburgers, tacos, and kolaches (technically klobasniks).

Last thing I googled: "guide to citrus" because I'm fascinating by this horny and promiscuous family of fruits.

Dream trip: anywhere that I can and easily stargaze and see the Milky Way. A friend of a friend spent time at the observatory in the Atacama Desert for her doctoral research, and the pictures she showed me were amazing.

Tagging some peoples to answer these too if they want to: I'm not gonna name names. But... anyone reading this is free to go. Especially any new followers as apparently one shirtless pic that didn't even show titty brought a bunch of y'all in, and I apologize for not having had the time to go through and check y'all out because life is a maelstrom and Rose won't scoot over on flotsam.

[taradactyl29]

TYLER SEGEEEEEEEEN

[redwoodfogcatcher]

🌶️

😂

You're supposed to tell me something not on the list silly

[agoobersretreat]

[Thank you so much for reblogging the Asuka story! But it's also worth mentioning you just support all my posts in general too?!?! Like, you go ABOVE AND BEYOND in that regard and it leaves me speechless! I appreciate it so much!]

Oh, absolutely happy to as always, Just! :D

And of course! You're a cool person and we share some of the same interests, so I know I can always usually find a good chunk of stuff through you~!

It may be lost to time about how we bumped into each other when we did, but my blogging experience is always better whenever I see you around posting or in my notifications. Thank you kindly in return, my friend. :)

[neppu0048]

Hola! me gustaron mucho tus dibujos n.n, me pregunto si tienen algún tipo de lore o historia que me puedas explicar. Saludos desde Argentina uwu

Hola! ¿Como estas? Me alegro que te hayan gustado <3 Sobre Neptune

Si! Tiene una historia. Este es un personaje de un universo alterno de Undertale. Donde en un mundo de humanos inicialmente, por arte de magia empiezan a aparecer monstruos. Esto por causa de un caprichoso ser omnipotente. Debido a estas apariciones tenemos a Neptune, una de las victimas que despertó con amnesia y tuvo que empezar a investigar a "Ink" junto a su compañero de trabajo "Axel". Con la perdida de memoria sufrida se aferró a lo que tenía a su alrededor y se ese modo se volvió cada vez mas amiga del monstruo que debía de investigar. Durante mas tiempo pasaba , mas monstruos conocía, más amigos tenía

y mas problemas se avecinaban. En un momento determinado conoce a Dust y Horror. Sujetos experimentales y como tipico intentó amistarse con ellos para ver como podía rescatarlos de la experimentación. Sin embargo un día con poca seguridad Dust escapa de su celda y Neptune lo presencia de primera mano (Encontrandose cara a cara con este) así convirtiendose en el objetivo del asesino. Logra escapar. Dust sin rendirse decide utilizar a Horror para que le siga el rastro y así llegan ambos al local donde vivía ella junto con su compañero y algunos monstruos mas. Axel recibe un mordisco de Horror y por fortuna lograr atrapar bien a ambos agresores, encerrandolos, drogandolos y atandolos. Por desgracia el mordisco de Horror provocó mas problemas de lo esperado. Se descubrió el parasito de la hambruna mas tarde, de la peor forma posible. Axel , infectado por tal parasito, fue y cometió Canibalismo. Se comió a una de las pocas amistades humanas de Neptune y ella solo llegó a presenciar la horrible escena. Teniendo que ser firme para provocar los menos daños posibles decide disparar en las piernas a su compañero y sedarlo. Desde entonces todo se va cuesta abajo y ella apenas se vuelve capaz de tener un sueño normal.

Esa es la introducción de esta desesperante historia! Mas tarde se añade Nightmare, Reaper, X!Gaster,etc. Hazme saber si te interesa el resto <3 Saludos desde chilito lindo.

[the-andromeda-collective]

Me: *contemplating the one time I panicked a little over something being wrong with my car, and my dad was apparently mad about it* Huh. I guess I have a little more vehicular related trauma than I thought.

Brains of this outfit. "....I think that's just emotionally trauma."

Me: "... Oh yeah, that makes sense."

[beyourownanchor6]

i just think they’re neat 🥹🥹

[marclef]

so uhhhhh. that Noise update huh?

great job there buddy, you've given the dang frog anxiety!